boner virus live update global pandemic

Founded in 2020, Boner Virus was created for a laugh to help guys at home get through the day whilst being in isolation during the Corona Virus Outbreak.

We hope whoever cums comes across the #bonervirus website shares in our warped sense of humour too..


WARNING!! Men between the ages of 18 to 80 have been passing-out around the world due to an enormous amount of blood rushing to their heads!

Within the last 24hrs : It has been reported that bored housewives (predominantly those married to accountants); and lonely girlfriends (known as gym and online gamer widows) have been spotted around the world pouring liquid viagra into young males coffee cups and gym bottles — This has now resulted in a HUGE outbreak of the highly contagious #BonerVirus which is extremely HARD to keep under control as it has a mind of it’s own.

Normally this type of virus comes and goes, however, this appears to be a hybrid version which is effecting the main artery which controls the entire males mental wellbeing and brain functionality –known to the general public as… ‘The Slong’

These are extremely ‘tough’ times ahead.. So we ask all women (and men in some cases) who come into contact with the ‘Boner Virus’ to handle it with the care and respect it deserves!

Please note : Most women who have come into contact with the ‘boner virus’ have experienced heart palpitations, hot flushes, sweats, raised blood pressure, loss of bodily fluid and intense feelings which cause them to scream out-loud! Thankfully, these symptoms only tend to last for 2 minutes; yet in the rarer cases can last up to 30 minutes+ depending on the male who she’s come into contact with.

Gentle Reminder :
Please wash your hands after coming into contact with any boner virus victims.

Thank you.
The Boner Virus Team